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hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

chris-rock:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

kevwinchester:

cpropht:

wherewilltheducksgo:

im poor ill try it

ooohhh i have to try this

Sweet Jesus

I was like: WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS. And then I realized pizza rolls.

I made these, and I highly recommend you do the same

retrded:

fucking ready for those pancakes

retrded:

fucking ready for those pancakes

kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

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virginsacrificer:

when you walk into someone talking shit about you

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you fuckin say that to mah face bitch

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

checkmatethatprivilege:

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

buttsexalecki:

jusst-another-day:

making my way downtown

i’VE BEEN LAUGHGING FO 20 yEARS

buttsexalecki:

jusst-another-day:

making my way downtown

i’VE BEEN LAUGHGING FO 20 yEARS

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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